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This is just a joke, but based on true story, proof that even atheist can be funny.

Atheist: Who or what create the universe?

Religious: God of course.

Atheist: Who or what created God?

Religious: Nothing created God, God is the beginning and the end.

Atheist: Don’t give me that crap.

Religious: If you don’t believe in God, and who or what created the universe?

Atheist: The big bang of course, we have bunch of theories about the big bang.

Religious: Yes, I also read the theory, now who or what initiated or created the big bang? I means if the bang is so big that even can create the universe, the bang should required a lot of energy. Where the energy came from when there is nothing to exist?

Atheist: No-one can answer it you silly twit. It is not a simple question because it begs a very, very difficult answer, of which no-one can in fact answer.

The last statement from the atheist is true, I copy paste it from the internet forum.

Well, I think I have the answer. It was God who created the universe with the process that our scientists named it the big bang.

Big bang itself, if one would think, it’s the proof of God existence. How come from a material (or what ever it was) that so small can become this very vast universe? Scientists even consider that the material, the origin of the universe is even smaller than a golf ball or even there was no material at all.

And this is what the athest thik abut the bing bang.

After the explosion and while the universe expanding, it magically created it own laws of physics where it being follows by the process.

And magically there are two asteroids collided and create our moon.

And magically earth bombarded by comets and asteroids that bring water and iron to earth (there are scientists that consider water is not originated from earth).

What if that nothing magically about the process, because God made it happen?

God is beyond this universe. God doesn’t need to follows the laws of physics or even time. God already exist before this universe com to exist and still exist after this universe come to an end.

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Being an atheist is sucks. Whoever says that being an atheist is cool they must be a liar.

Why being an atheist is sucks?

I have the list, the 10 reasons why being an atheist is sucks. I can easily make it a 100 reasons, but then it will a very very long list. But, yes being an atheist is sucks.

So, waiting no more, this is the list in random order

1. Miss all the fun to go to churches, mosques, synagogues etc.
Yes, going to churches, mosques, synagogues etc are fun. Usually we go with the whole family. We can meet friends, neighbors, talks and let our kids plays with other kids. It’s like a picnic.

2. When they alone, afraid and sad, they have nowhere to go to.
For peole who believe in God, they simply take a prayer for help and comfort.

3. Miss all the fun in Christmas, Eid ul-fitr (idul fitr), and many other holly days.
Christmas is fun. They have Christmas tree, Santa Claus and plenty of gifts. The whole family come together, form grandfather grand children. It’s fun. So is other holly days for other religions, they all fun.

4. When they hope, to who they hope to?
If I say, I hope that everything is Ok, it’s actually a simple pray to God. I hope that God will make everything is Ok. Now, if you are an atheist, to who you hope to? Because you don’t believes in God.

5. When believers pray, atheist only do nothing and confuse.
A prayer make our heart and mind more relax and calm. In other way, a prayer is easy and cheap way to relax and calm us down and we can do it anywhere, in a bus, airplane, train, anywhere and anytime. Now, what an atheist do to calm them down? Massage or Yoga?

6. They logic and sciences can’t explain anything.
Atheist people are so proud for their logic and sciences. They deny the existence of God because their logic and sciences can’t understand nor prove it. But there are so many things that their logic and sciences can’t explain, like ESP and many paranormal activities.

7. They wedding ceremony simply sucks, no priest nothing.
What the beauty of weeding ceremony if there is no priest, imam or rabbi to bless the wed?

8. When you die, you die why everyone else go to heaven.
Atheist people believes that when they die, then they simply die and become nothing. There is no heaven for them. Isn’t that sucks. Believers believe that if they do good deeds then they will go to heaven, and they will continue their life in heaven.

9. You have no supernatural friends like angels.
Most believers believes that we all have invisible guardians or angels, that will look after us, specially when for young children. Some people believes that young children can see angels and play with them.

10. In United State’s law, atheist people can’t testify in court.
Why, because the court can’t trust people who do not believe in God. That totally sucks.

That the first 10 reasons I ca think of. They are so many more reasons why being atheist sucks. But I think 10 is more than enough.

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I don’t have much problems with most atheist people. Most of them doesn’t care much about what other people believes. But few of them are just looking for problems. They always say that religious people do not have logic, religious people only rely on their faith. While atheist people just too proud with their logic and sciences. It seem that their logic and sciences can explain and solved anything, and they are more superior than religious people.

To answer them, I have this beautiful movie on youtube. After you see this movie, do you still believe that there is no God?

Earth is just a dust in this universe, and this is just the universe that we know. What will happen in the next 50 years? Maybe they will find something million times bigger that the biggest thing today?

Do they still proud with their small brain and small logic? They can’t even find the cure for common flue.

Do they still proud with their small brain and small logic?

Not so long ago, people believed that the earth is flat, they believed that the earth is the center of the universe.

Do they still proud with their small brain and small logic?

Sciences changes everytimes, what the truth today maybe become obsolete tomorrow.

Can they see the big picture?

This universe is just too complex too run by it self, somebody have to manage it, and for religious people we call it God.

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